i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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