just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He has the fingertips of a God
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