He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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