I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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