Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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