We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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