it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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