Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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