problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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