You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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