i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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