We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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