I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
She's JV to your varsity
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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