So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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