Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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