think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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