But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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