She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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