Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.