I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.