My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She even gives head with a lisp.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry