maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.