I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I understand Curling. That high.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it