Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
How's work?
Spinning.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
