Cold hands, warm shart.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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