So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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