the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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