Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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