one two three fourrrrnication!
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
whose parrot is this?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
