does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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