rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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