nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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