So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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