YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Send help, water and tortillas.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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