You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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