can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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