At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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