all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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