my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize
