love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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