Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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