She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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