I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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