he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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