The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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