I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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