I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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