My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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