I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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