Buhtt sex?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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