that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
