I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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