i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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