I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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