Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I party with great urgency now.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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