After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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